I’ll just leave this here:

So I was writing something and didn’t like the first word that came to mind and of course my first thought is that I should use the thesaurus on dictionary.com. My dumb ass spelled dictionary wrong! So when I typed in dictonary.com I was brought to a page that was for sale.

I panicked! “I keep hearing about the regime removing web pages but WTF did the dictionary do to Pumpkin Spice Palpatine that he felt so offended that it had to be wiped from the internet?!?” I pondered

I went to go break the news to some friends and then realized my mistake. I still confessed to my stupidity, because it was funny. And if I’m going to laugh at myself I might as well have company. Life feels better when you can laugh.